The Name Game

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = sloppy
b = fishy
c = fuzzy
d = goofy
e = humperdoodle
f = flubber
g = stinky
h = clumpy
i = wiggly
j = floppy
k = twinkie
l = milidroid
m = pookie
n = doofus
o = skinny
p = poofy
q = shiney
r = goober
s = cootie
t = buttercup
u = bugaboo
v = clumsy
w = kissy
y = prissy
z = klutzy

Use the first letter of your middle name to determine your new middle name:

a = toad                                                                     n = rhino
b = chuckle                                                                  o = bubble
c = gooey                                                                    p = gerbil
d = burger                                                                   q = flashy
e = pickle                                                                   r = gizzard
f = barf                                                                     s = tofu
g = pickle                                                                   t = chicken
h = waffle                                                                   u = puddle
i = sparkle                                                                  v = lizard
j = monkey                                                                  w = sugar
k = gorilla                                                                  x = pizza
l = banana                                                                   y = potty
m = liver                                                                    z = stinker

Use the name of your town to determine your new last name:

Ausable = head
Beekmantown = sipper
Champlain = breath
Chazy = chunks
Dannemora = sniffer
Essex = clipper
Keene = pants
Keeseville = squirt
Lake Placid = shorts
Malone = lips
Massena = honker
Mooers = bump
Morrisonville = bumperdink
Peru = feet
Plattsburgh = brains
Point Au Roche = toes
Port Henry = burper
Rouses Point = biscuits
Saranac = bits
Saranac Lake = ears
Tupper Lake = kisser
West Chazy = nose
Williston = brains
Willsboro = face
Wilmington = sprinkles
None of those = juice