Use the first letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = sloppy
b = fishy
c = fuzzy
d = goofy
e = humperdoodle
f = flubber
g = stinky
h = clumpy
i = wiggly
j = floppy
k = twinkie
l = milidroid
m = pookie
n = doofus
o = skinny
p = poofy
q = shiney
r = goober
s = cootie
t = buttercup
u = bugaboo
v = clumsy
w = kissy
y = prissy
z = klutzy
Use the first letter of your middle name to determine your new middle name:
a = toad n = rhino
b = chuckle o = bubble
c = gooey p = gerbil
d = burger q = flashy
e = pickle r = gizzard
f = barf s = tofu
g = pickle t = chicken
h = waffle u = puddle
i = sparkle v = lizard
j = monkey w = sugar
k = gorilla x = pizza
l = banana y = potty
m = liver z = stinker
Use the name of your town to determine your new last name:
Ausable = head
Beekmantown = sipper
Champlain = breath
Chazy = chunks
Dannemora = sniffer
Essex = clipper
Keene = pants
Keeseville = squirt
Lake Placid = shorts
Malone = lips
Massena = honker
Mooers = bump
Morrisonville = bumperdink
Peru = feet
Plattsburgh = brains
Point Au Roche = toes
Port Henry = burper
Rouses Point = biscuits
Saranac = bits
Saranac Lake = ears
Tupper Lake = kisser
West Chazy = nose
Williston = brains
Willsboro = face
Wilmington = sprinkles
None of those = juice